Tuesday, August 30, 2005


Oddly enough only seconds before this person was scolding me to "update your blog"...well its updated! Contest: Create a storyline about this person, cows, and any other "Blogger" on this site. The Story must start like this. "The other day I was eating lunch with my eyes closed again...

12 comments:

Disinterested 3rd Party said...

I see the missus dominated the conversation during lunch. Note the empty plate of her friend as opposed to the seemingly untouched plate in front of her.
Hillen? When do you NOT have a camera with you?

millsie said...

holy cow who are you people??!! im not good at making up stories. so ill leave that to the creative people in blogger...ill jsut enjoy reading them...

Robbeebob said...

im in a creative slump.

call me later...

SkyWriting said...

what? you gonna ask him on a date?

Robbeebob said...

i meant "ask".

...and if you wanna go out sometime give me a call...really, but not really.

K1 said...

the other day i was eating lunch with my eyes closed again... when i heard the most amazing thing from our waitress at acambaro. my friend and i could hardly believe our ears! apparently our beef enchiladas that day were made of ground beef, a.k.a. the cow formerly known as "mooskie". mooskie was an award-winning cow in her day. she even won a ribbon at the ozark empire fair. but nothing in mooskie's life could have prepared her for the fate that would soon be hers. she sacrificed herself for her friends. she gave her life so that we may eat more abundantly. wow, let's just take a mooskie moment to ponder that. the end.

wow, where the heck did that stupid story come from? i am obviously so tired. my brain has been invaded by the stupid monster.

millsie said...

that was a very good story k1.

Roywife said...

Hey, I'm impressed.

SkyWriting said...

the other day i was eating lunch with my eyes closed again, when, all of sudden, i can feel the presence of hillenblog. "thats not possible," i thought to myself, "hillenblog only goes to acambaro with his family, his own flesh and blood, the people he loves most in this world! he wouldnt go to acambaro without them, especially when he has been forcing them to eat elsewhere for WEEKS! surely my hill-dar is just off today."
But alas, i was wrong. Not only was hillenblog there, but he also took a picture of my LOVELY blue eyeshadow.

Hillenblog said...

"The other day I was eating lunch with my eyes closed again...

and it occured to me that Licorice, Cheri, and Robert...My Cows...might love to eat Mexican Food. Who could I get to help me take my cows to Acombaro? iROG? K1? ...No...It must be Nick Burns and FS Walker. I know...I will invite Tango Delta...Roblyons...and Skywriting to eat with us....No wait..I can't stand to listen to those people eat....Why do I Only eat mexican food with my eyes closed...Why am I like this...I'm lucky that I don't get a bite of Blueberry Cheesecake and Spinach at the same time. That would be tragic...even with my cows here....that reminds me..I have to be sure not to let the cows put any manure in that trash cans again..Darn Manure....Darn eyelids...why do they do this...what if my bladder explodes...I'm looking for a bathroom...I can't SEE one...Damn Turrets...If I fake it...I don't have it. There are definately two kinds of people in this world...those who eat mexican food with their eyes open...and those who don't...Who can stand the look of those tortured beans...Re-Fried...just fry them...and End it!...Rice with spice...who can bear to look? I'm not strange...the strange ones are the ones that watch what they are eating...the "Lookers". I am so much better than the "lookers"...besides...I spent a lot of time on these lashes...and by golly...you people are going to appreciate it...." What...I'm sorry...no I heard what you said...yeah..no..I enjoyed it too...we'll have to do this again some time...Are you looking at me?

Robbeebob said...

that was great, except for the profanity near the middle.

hillen...i just dont know about you anymore...

Hillenblog said...

Yes, Rob...i too was shocked that Teri would think those things...it's very disapointing...but if you have the rarer form of "Silent" turretts I supose you can't help it.