As promised...and by way of announcing the winner of the "Randy & Tammy" self portrait blogging contest...here is the Winner! Jen Cleaver! now her Special Guest Blog.
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"Do you know these people like you think you do?"

By "Picturing Life Perfects" author Jen Cleaver

I have been listening closely in the last five years we've lived in Springfield (or surrounding areas), and I have noticed that each of you have your own unique ways of expressing yourselves. You each have your own phrases or words that describe what goes on those little minds of yours. I have paid careful attention and managed to remember and collect a few of these. No feelings are meant to be hurt, after all, when your a girl who's favorite word is "puh" , you can't exactly make fun of others for their favorites. Some of the most noticeable, or often said, I have decided to publish on my much desired, highly acclaimed, once in a lifetime Hillenblog guest blog. They are in no particular order......

Gary Wilson....."exactly"

Matt Burch...."can I get one for free"

Rachel Burch..."thanks" and "I"m sorry" (usually apoligizing for Matt)

Tom Demers...."I can do that"

Jonny Jeppsen...."uuummmm" (pay close attention,you'll hear it)

Christ Talburt...."You'll never guess what happened to me today"

Greg Roy...."Here's the deal"

Mark Hillenburg...."how can I make a mountain out of that mole hill"
(okay maybe he doesn't say it, but I'm positive he thinks it)

Joe Reynolds...."oh your kidding me"

Cindy Hillenburg...."MARK!!!"

These were just a few of you folks, if I have forgotten any, feel free to add them, if I have not put you on here, it may be that you need to find a favorite word. Thanks to Mark for the honor of expressing myself on the one and only Hillenblog.

I can Read Jen Cleavers mind...

Step One. Think of a number from 1 up to 10.

Step 2: take that number and multiply by 9.

Step 3: Take the result and add the number together (i.e. 72 = 7+2, 9 = 0+9).

Step 4: take that number and subtract 5.

Step 5: take that result and equate it to a letter of the alphabet (i.e., 4 = D).

Step 6: think of a country beginning with that letter.

Step 7: Think of an animal that begins with the second letter of the country name.

"Jen...are you thinking of elephants in Denmark?"

I predict that you are....Now...think about what you are getting me for Christmas...

PS...Why does your Elephant have a Swastika on it? that is weird!

A Jen Cleaver Christmas

1. Helter Shelter making time with Roywife... before he killed the platter of Shrimp.
2. Jen & LauraD...discussing Ananamas's & Wife...on a nude beach.
3. Hillenblogs Beautiful Wife!
4. I've got a Notion...we need a keypad like Jen's
5. Jen Cleaver in action
6. Old habits die hard...Looks like somebody voted "Always"
7. If only Betty had a blog.
8. The Princess and the Pea...
9. Look at these young pups...

Verbose is not an insult...

Jen...Congratulations...You won the first Hillenblog Micro Poll.
Verbose is not an Insult...please forgive me if I offended you. I would never do that...Your my favorite Blogger (anyone to displace Rachel)...

It only took 1 hour and 17 minutes...Congrats Jen...Your Tops.