The American Dream...

Old News is still News...and this is not that old yet.

Congrats Brad & Jenny. We are so happy for you!

Brad, to help you out...I am taking the liberty of creating a To Do List for the expectant groom.

1. Register at Bass Pro
2. Make sure wedding invitations envelopes do not contain lethal levels of toxic glue.
3. Do whatever Jenny and her Mother tells you to do, imediately, exactly & with the right heart attitude (that includes getting a haircut or your eyebrows waxed or a pedicure if requested)
4. Select a Honeymoon destination.
5. Make sure that all your wedding Photo's are taken before the ceremony (don't believe anything anybody says about any crazy superstition...unless it is Jenny's Mother...then try to compromise)
6. Do whatever Jenny and her Mother tells you to do, imediately, exactly & with the right heart attitude.
7. Select a grooms cake server (this is very important to do early as there are a shortage of trained, expereinced grooms cake servers)
8. Make it known that you expect to be at Jenny's wedding shower to help carry out anything that the girls might need carried
9. Make sure that you make it known that you want to have at least one couples shower or a guy's shower/bar-b-que (kill two birds with one stone...see Number 7 above)
9. See if the Fairgrounds is available for the wedding...then act disapointed when it is booked.
10. Do whatever Jenny and her Mother tells you to do, imediately, exactly & with the right heart attitude.
11. Under no circumstances shall you suddenly have any opinons about colors, food, flowers, music or poetry.
12. Start writing your vow's. Even if you don't plan on using them, it's good to have them in the can in a pinch.
13. Write a love song...have Ryan & Missy sing it.
14. Select a Honeymoon destination.
15. Do whatever Jenny and her Mother tells you to do, imediately, exactly & with the right heart attitude.